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August 11, 2005
Christianity at Work
We got a new temp at work tonight, normally I don't pay much attention to the temps, unless I'm training them, but this guy was different. There was just something about him. On one of my numerous trips to the QC lab I noticed his time card in the slot, his name.... Jesus.
My first impression was that our economy is in serious trouble if Jesus has taken a temp job. As I thought about it though, it could be a good sign for my company, as Jesus knows the future. I secretly suspect that it was a move by the plant manager to keep a closer eye on night shift. It certainly impacted my productivity, everytime I felt like goofing off I looked up, and Jesus was watching. My supervisor may need a larger hat though, since Jesus is now taking orders from him.
Of course, this leaves me with a few questions, first of all, do we have to train him since he already knows everything? Does the 40 pound lifting limit apply to someone who is omnipotent? And then there's his "omni-presence", everywhere I went, there was Jesus. While I was working on my presses, he was right there. I was washing my hands, turned around, Jesus was standing there. I walked into the break room, he was there as well. After that I was afraid to go to the restroom.
I wouldn't expect him to have much trouble working until two or three in the morning as he doesn't sleep anyway. And while temp jobs don't pay real well, that shouldn't be a problem for him, as we all know, Jesus saves.
Posted by Anna at August 11, 2005 3:37 AM
Comments
Hummmmmmmmmmmm perhaps Jesus needed to take that temp job to pay for the speeding ticket one of my officers gave him last weekend.
Posted by: curious_george at August 11, 2005 4:08 AM
Really? Pretty good writing whether or not. M
Posted by: Leatha at August 11, 2005 6:07 PM