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October 30, 2005
Pearls of Wisdom....
Things I've learned today:
#1. When you're single, a trip to the SAMS club is a bit like stepping through the looking glass.
#2. Progress in the "War on Bugs" is difficult to measure.
#3. A bug that crawls into the electrical outlet will not be zapped.
#4. Cockroach Cryogenics is an emerging science (and they just lost a research lab in Cookeville).
Posted by Anna at October 30, 2005 12:04 AM
Comments
It worries me that these things take presendent on your mind.......Sams Club and cockroaches????
Did you ever think this way that prehaps they are both related in some strange way ..... the big roach conspiracy!!!!!! OMG now I had better get more ammo to protect myself .....Sorry I forgot my meds today. Anyhow I have rambled enough, it's nice to see that you have ventured out to the new Sams Club there..... prehaps to get more roach motels eh.
Posted by: curious_george at October 30, 2005 3:11 AM
I believe my state of mind while composing this post was largely influenced from the inhalation of noxious compounds found in Swiffer mopping pads, Bar Keepers Friend cleaner and "Fume Free" oven cleaner. At any rate, I'm guessing that I've made progress in my "War on Bugs" by disrupting as much of their environment while improving my own. This progress is gauged by overall reduction in the number of bug sitings, the number of bug cadavers found in various locations, and an increase in the size of bugs sited. (My analysis is that I've successfully offed a large portion of the foot soldiers, leaving the "grime bosses" to fend for themselves.)
Posted by: Anna at October 30, 2005 3:34 PM