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October 9, 2005
The possibilities are endless...
This is the stuff science fiction is made of. I was nuking water tonight for a huge mug of apple cider, after four minutes on high I opened the door, and one of my resident bugs crawled out UNTOUCHED! At least I think he was untouched, perhaps he wasn't. Perhaps he will mutate into some space-age heteromorphic ninja bug and exact revenge on the residents of Cookeville and the Upper Cumberland region managing to evade the best efforts of the combined Military forces of the United States before being annihilated by a troop of Girl Scouts at a jamboree or something.
Perhaps I could qualify for some sort of research grant to fund a study on the effects of microwaving on common household pests. On second thought, that could get me into a lot of trouble with animal-rights groups. I can see the new "bug friendly" microwave labels already, "No disgusting bugs were harmed in the manufacture and testing of this microwave."
Posted by Anna at October 9, 2005 12:09 AM