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December 13, 2005
Brainstorm...
This may be my most brilliant idea ever. A personal customer service number. I could outsource all my @$$ chewings. For just .95 a minute, you could tell some guy in New Dehli who speaks minimal English, and makes $2.44 a day just how badly I screwed up, and the ramifications of my blunder. Or perhaps you'd like to ride my @$$ for something, just call the 1-900 number, and Raghuvaran will be happy to take down your complaint. How's my driving? Next time I cut you off, grab you cell phone.
"Hello, my name is Abhijeet, this call may be monitored for quality purposes. What is it you are calling in regards to?" "You'd like to complain about Anna, very good, and can I have your name please?" "Your name is Mike, may I call you Mike?" "Thank you, very good, my name is Abhijeet, just one minute please." "Ok, I'm sorry for the wait, my name is Abhijeet, and you are Mike, is that correct?" "Ok, very good, thank you, just one minute." "Ok, Mike, thank you for holding, my name is Abhijeet, and you would like to bitch about Anna, right?" "Ok, very good, and what are you ticked off at Anna for?" "Ok, very good, and was this at work or at home?" "Ok, thank you, just one minute please." "Ok, Mike, and just to confirm, You are royally p-o'ed at Anna because she parked a shopping cart in the parking spot you were preparing to pull into in the Kroger parking lot, is that correct?" "Ok, thank you, very good, it will be just a minute." "Ok, Mike, I'm sorry for the wait, my name is Abhijeet, and I will be forwarding your complaint to Anna, she will receive it in four to six weeks. Is there anything else I can help you with today?" "Ok, thank you for calling, my name is Abhijeet, feel free to call back anytime, have a good day."
Posted by Anna at December 13, 2005 1:19 PM