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June 9, 2006
A day in the life of..... Me
I awoke at 5:30 a.m. not to the sound of songbirds, but the sound of my worthless drunk neighbor calling his girlfriend all his favorite words. After nearly an hour of obscene language and crude accusations he headed off down the road with a final shot "Happy Birthday @$$#()!3!". It wasn't clear whose birthday he was celebrating and it's been awhile since I've been to a birthday party, but I don't remember those words being in the birthday song.
So a few hours later, I headed off for another night of woman against machine, only to be asked by the smiling captain of "team them" if I'd like to be a subject for an audit tonight. How do you answer that? "Yes, I'd love to, and while we're at it, could I have my brains sucked out by alien life-forms?" So, of course I agreed. As it turned out anticipation of pain is worse than the pain itself, and I survived the audit (as far as I know).
Then, with only an hour and twenty minutes remaining in the shift that never ends, (yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started working it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue working it forever just because it is the shift that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started working it not knowing what it was..... you get the idea) the button on my jeans decided it had enough and popped off. Lovely.
Posted by Anna at June 9, 2006 2:28 AM
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What a day. At least your button had the good sense to call it quits! ;^)
Posted by: Gloria at June 30, 2006 12:18 PM