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July 5, 2006
PTMJCSD (Post Traumatic Mamba Jamba Cockroach Stress Disorder)...
I believe I've got PTMJCSD, the primary symptom is freaking everytime an object (anything from a crumb on the carpet to a screw on the wall) enters peripheral vision. Objects appear 375% their actual size as long as they remain in the peripheral vision, and the illusion of movement occurs, even if the object is completely stationary and incapable of movement (as in the case of the screw in the wall).
Posted by Anna at July 5, 2006 1:44 AM