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March 31, 2007
The beginning of a love/hate relationship....
Today's adventure in homeownership finds our heroine, Anna, purchasing a shiny new red lawnmower from Lowe's.
Lowe's Associate: "The loader up front will help you get this in your car."
Anna: "Just out of curiosity, how much does that thing weigh?"
LA: "Oh, about 100 pounds"
A: (thinking to herself) "I've got a whole seven pounds on it, it doesn't stand a chance."
It turned out to be not much of a fight at all, the shiny new red lawnmower was more than eager to jump out of the trunk, waaaaayyyy before Anna was ready for it, leaving a section of the superheroine's forearm sporting what they call in clinical terms "abrasions"
A: (eyes sparkling proudly, smiling down at shiny new red lawnmower, cape fluttering in the wind over her shoulder) "Who's your daddy NOW?"
Posted by Anna at March 31, 2007 10:11 PM