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November 11, 2007
The Itsy Bitsy Spider, and other 'tails' from Wild Kingdom
Today I decided my trash can in the bathroom needed a bath after discovering god-knows-what in the bottom of it. Of course, the perfect faucet for the disinfecting was outside, after sloshing it with enough Mr. Clean disinfectant to clean my entire house for a month, I refilled it with clean rinse water. As I was filling it, a not-so-itsy-bitsy spider decided to go for a walk on the waterspout. Does it make me a sociopath to hum "down came the rain and washed the spider out" while dumping an entire trash can worth of water over it?.
Walking back around to the door, I spotted movement in the field behind my property. Apparently, I have aquired new neighbors this weekend. From what I can tell, they are complete asses. No really, my new neighbors are donkeys. Is that not wonderful? My bedroom window now overlooks my neighbors ass. If they get out of the fence, I will get to ask him to kindly remove his ass from my yard. Feel free to add your own punchlines in the comments.
Posted by Anna at November 11, 2007 3:19 PM
Comments
That is awesome! This has endless potential!
Posted by: Ruby at December 7, 2007 6:26 PM