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September 9, 2008
Maybe it's me....
I don't smoke, so I can't pass it off as a nic fit.
I consider ginger beer strong drink, so I can't say it was the tequila talking.
I could use the pms defense, except that I reserve the right to be bitchy any time of the month
I'm not on a diet, my blood sugar generally holds its own and I'm over the caffeine withdrawls.
Sometimes you just have to state the obvious.
Like at work:
Me: "Did your momma drop you on your head when you were born?"
Anonymous Co-worker: "I don't think so.... maybe."
M: "Maybe she should have."
Or going through the drive thru:
Overly enthusiastic employee on speed: "Welcome to Starbucks, would you like to try our perfect oatme....."
Me: "OH GOD NO!"
At least I showed enough restraint to spare her the suggestion that they rename it "perfectly vile oatmeal" with a capital "V".
Give me the chocolate chip cookies and no one gets hurt.
Posted by Anna at September 9, 2008 1:31 PM