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November 2, 2008
Random thoughts from my weekend....
"The advantage to waiting too long to file papers is that most of them can go directly into the garbage bag."
now accepting applications for secretary, filing experience required.
"I wonder if DCS will believe he isn't mine."
after successfully talking the 3 year-old out of a third pair of scissors
"Perhaps I should save everyone the trouble and call DCS on myself."
upon finding two more pairs of scissors within the 3 year-olds reach
not safety scissors
"How did my recipe for 'chicken divan' get filed under 'paystubs'? And a picture of 'Dora the Explorer' under 'bills'?"
"My education folder is empty. Oh, wait, that actually makes sense."
"Why do I have a whole box for nothing but paystubs?"
"Would it be morally wrong to offer them a penny for every ladybug they kill?"
all's well that ends well
"Why are there ten shots of the shower curtain on my digital camera?"
Posted by Anna at November 2, 2008 11:27 PM