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March 13, 2009
I'm married to a truck driver and I don't even know his name....
So I am at work tonight, just doing what I do, and I find myself being chatted up by a truck driver waiting for his truck to be loaded. About 23 seconds into the conversation his eyes get big and he says "YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST EARS OF ANY HUMAN BEING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!"
He's right, I do have small ears, I earned that reputation in the hospital nursery and it has followed me since, but I am not accustomed to my ear size being mentioned in conversations with complete strangers who I will never see again. Before I could respond, he reached out and fondled my ear.
I thought ear-fondling was inappropriate before the second date. There are probably cultures where we would be considered married now.
He didn't even ask me if I wanted a pre-nup.
Posted by Anna at March 13, 2009 3:11 AM